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DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Eternalretentive

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: e-turn-al-ree-tent-iv

Sentence: Penelope's eternalretention was so bad that it was being mimicked by her digestive system. It was always waiting for the perfect piece of cuisine - so she was fading away.

Etymology: anal retentive + eternity

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Unicorn

Created by: bridgettelve1

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Stoiextracism

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: stoh-uh-ek-struh-siz-uhm

Sentence: He who hesitates or practices stoiextracism is lost.

Etymology: stoicism + extra

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COMMENTS:

Might be time for a stoiexorcism! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:25:00

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Waitorama

Created by: knele21

Pronunciation:

Sentence: i was willing to waitorama to get that girl

Etymology:

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Eternitease

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ee/turn/i/teez

Sentence: It didn't matter how long he had to wait. He was an eternitease so he could wait forever

Etymology: eternity + tease

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COMMENTS:

Another good one! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-11: 13:44:00

But he will finish up in an eterni-box. Handsome word in look and sound. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:13:00

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Immorebilized

Created by: ScrabbledEgg

Pronunciation: im/mohr/buh/lahyzd

Sentence: His perfectionist tendencies left him completely and utterly immorebolized.

Etymology: immobilized + more

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Purpoise

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: purr-poiz

Sentence: In trying to create a verboticism to match today's verbinition, Bob was willing to wait with purpoise.

Etymology: A blend of purpose: a goal; the thing you want to achieve; and poise: a state of calmness, composure, self-controlled under strain or pressure.

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COMMENTS:

if Bob is a porpoise he would be a porpoise with a purpoise - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:24:00

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Steadication

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: sted-i-key-shun

Sentence: Jean had unlimited steadication when it came to waiting for John's marrige proposal.

Etymology: steady + dedication

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COMMENTS:

very nice!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:22:00

Steady there! At least they're going steady. Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:21:00

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Tiltymezend

Created by: brimuth

Pronunciation: till - time - zend

Sentence: The spouse perfected tiltymezend-ism after many years of waiting for his wife to make up her mind on which dress to buy whenever they went shopping.

Etymology: Until - the end - of time.

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Dedicatience

Created by: younger

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She showed extreme dedicatience sitting through the entire performance which seemed to go on for hours.

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

It's fun to say! - younger, 2007-09-11: 16:38:00

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